Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
porn star boner night. come get it.
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
I'd cum for enchiladas.
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
I came so hard my ears popped.
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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