ya dads aren't the best wingmen
Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
Non-Jews are for practice
OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
Killed two birds with one stone: found my wallet and unclogged the toilet.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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