I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY
i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
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