I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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