Can Purell be used as lube?
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
Randomize
