Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
my being single is dangerous.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
The cab driver had me sign for the payment and I was like give me a second while I throw up right outside your door.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
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