: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
I just found a bag of chex mix in my clutch
You were feeding it to the bartender last night
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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