Will you take my knitting needle, stick it far up my nose, reach in my frontal lobe and give it a few swirls?
mustard is like jesus in yellow tights
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
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