Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
I just had sex on a roof
Also a shrinking boner emoji would be helpful
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
Randomize
