great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Masturbating after my cheeseburger. It's unavoidable.
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
So I'm drinking wine and watching Thumbelina
I'm teaching my cat to play fetch
Yep, it's a friday
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
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