so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
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