I'm drive I can fine osifer
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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