Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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