Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
Drunk puking in my bathtub has plugged it up for the third time this year. I hate these calls to my landlord.
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
WHY DID YOU DRUNK DIAL MY MOM?!
Because mine was sitting on the bar stool next to me...
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
Randomize
