he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
Please say a prayer for the elevator people at work today. My farts are significantly more potent the day after hitting that korean place for lunch...
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
Randomize
