bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
Mom said you looked used
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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