I smelled like jager and penis. The only cure was a pack of camels and plan b.
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
Hey I'm not sure why your jacket's covered in maple syrup but I just realized you didn't leave the house earlier wearing a jacket...
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
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