im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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