I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
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