So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
Ever got a vibrator stuck in ur hair? Is worse that getting ur hairbrush stuck.
...well that sucks.
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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