so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
If you think me talking about that hot guy accepting my LinkedIn request is pornographic, I’m not sure how you’re gonna feel when I tell you I fucked a stranger on a park bench last weekend
that may or may not have been my penis.
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