what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
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