suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
listening to happy ending by mika while imagining him to run after me at an aiport in slow motion... also, dipping oreos in baileys. not taking this breakup well. at. all.
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
If you've ever wondered what a shitshow is, just watch me at the bar on a Friday. Or Tuesday. Take your pick.
So to add to headbutting the microwave while waiting for my hot pockets to cook. I apparently told both bartenders earlier in the night I was going to fuck them both. I hate black out drunk me..
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
Randomize
