At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
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