I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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