One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
be right there i have to get my cape
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
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