I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
I need to stop coming to work sober
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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