Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
worst night to have a conscience
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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