My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
Dude love is like an itch. You fuckin scratch it, then it itches more, then you scratch it and it itches more, and before you know it, there is semen everywhere.
you are insane
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
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