A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
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