how hairy? two words: wookie tits
Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
DETAILS
long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
It's 2 am on the long weekend and what am I doing? Sitting alone in my room eating chips and queso and watching Rio. Fuck I need to get laid.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
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