While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
You grabbed my arm, said "I need you" in a very concerned voice and dragged me to the other room where you were blasting Evolution of Beyoncé.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
Randomize
