You're so nebulous sometimes
omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
false alarm, still single
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