that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
just woke up to a 10 min voicemail of you singing "99 red ballons".... you need to work on your german..
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
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