It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
I'm tangled in a fishing net down at the harbor. This has nothing to do with Captain Morgan. Bring wirecutters.
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
My sunday was babysitting three big, drunk, crying Swedes. Unless your day involved four or more giant drunk swedes I don't want to hear about it.
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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