are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
i think my tv is drunk
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
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