no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
You know you've got awesome issues when the main deciding factor of whether or not to cut your nails depends on nacho consumption in the near future
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
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