I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
We walked in and found his glass coffee table broken and you in the bathroom throwing up saying "What a bad first impression."
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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