I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
i wondered why i had so many splinters in my hand, then i went out to my car and remembered id stolen an entire cactus
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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