do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
Real life skills section of my resume: blow jobs, food knowledge trivia, sarcasm, mascaera application, sexting, tolerance of rail liquors
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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