I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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