If I die tonight, wear a V neck to my funeral.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
when I finally convinced you to get off the floor you looked at me wild-eyed and said "the carpet was a VAST EXPANSE OF SEA"
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