I looked at her and said "I now pronounce you pumpkin tits"
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
And my parents said I crawled through the house
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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