We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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