She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
note to self, drunkenly bedazzeling the silverware was a stupid fucking idea
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
I'm both gender and math confused
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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