Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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