i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
Randomize
