We're like a lot better than the average bears
Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
For dinner, I'm having saltines, canned whipped cream, and beer. Are we sure I'm responsible enough for home ownership?
my nose is crying tears of wow.
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
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