**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
Why can't we have signs that automatically flash on our foreheads that say not interested when gross ugly guys come around, like those glasses that get dark when the sun comes out?
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
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