A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
i got turned down by a girl after she saw how big my penis was and she said "thats not goin in me"
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
The cards I get dealt on tinder now are karma for fucking a married man while I was in high school.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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