didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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