Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
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