Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
Church boner. Awkwardddd
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
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