question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
How many times can I tell him I wasnt expecting sex before he realizes I'm just too lazy to shave all the time?
listening to happy ending by mika while imagining him to run after me at an aiport in slow motion... also, dipping oreos in baileys. not taking this breakup well. at. all.
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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