We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
Then you guys just all showered together...?
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
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